I have cool art friends.

Because I've been so mopey on the Facebooks (sharing tales of mixed success in the dating world), Helen Rusovich drew me a virtual girlfriend.  She looks like what I'd look like if I were long-haired, super hot, Ukrainian and a woman.

 

Thanks to you, Helen, I'll now be on the lookout for a wig, some bracelets and a seahorse earring.