Many an art forum goon has been slammed trying to come up with the end-all-be-all badass for
Dominance War III, a character creation contest spanning multiple communities with 2D and 3D categories. The gimmick is that you have to give your dude some magical, non-techy artifact, and, I dunno, figure out how he uses it to fight stuff. There's a whole backstory you're supposed to base your design around.
No disrespect to all my peers and colleagues who took this year's challenge seriously, but my last-minute plan (effective at 4PM yesterday) is to do increasingly slutty faux-entries with increasingly slutty artifacts.
May the best whore win!

(Yes, I'm aware of how completely off-color this is.)